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After spending 20 minutes trapped behind a painfully slow driver, Roger broke out the ol' tug-n-toss when he could finally pass her. The look of shock and horror on her basic-ass face was worth the wait.
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When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Toss mug.two wonderful girls that always stand up for you.....play on your phone, and are ALWAYS making you smile/laugh-Gabby and Tess are amazing they will always be on your side, these names are also often born as pisces. They are amazing people.
random girl: hey kirsten did you see GABBY and TESS?
kirsten (me):yea i did aren't they so loving?!?!?!?!
random girl:i know right?!?!?!?!?!?
kirsten (me):yea i did aren't they so loving?!?!?!?!
random girl:i know right?!?!?!?!?!?
by Jess345_hey October 27, 2019
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Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.
Those pickled egg jars at the foot of the stage.
I've only seen the. Erotic egg toss once. This was at a stripper bar 🤣 called the stoplight on kapiolani avenue in Honolulu hawaii.
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