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My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.
Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”
by mezz_.o June 14, 2025
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The Summer's Breeze Phenomenon

The phenomenon that when a MIMIC is near, the victim will be flooded with depictions of the sea and a warm summer's breeze. When the waves crash against heated sand and the sun is high, it will blind you as the sound of birds squawking and chirping is the last thing you hear before it gets you, it may kill you itself, or haunt you until you do.
The entirety of the town was subjected to the Summer's Breeze Phenomenon.
by Thiswasnotthemoon June 19, 2025
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Next Summer

IF either of us are alive. If I die, nothing stops the spiral. If you die, nothing happens and no one cares. Well, no one who matters. I know it'll increase exponentially but I have no idea at what rate.
Hym "If there is a next summer. Climate change is getting reeeeeal bad. And if you try to do anything other than flip the switch.... The same thing that happened when you DID rescue the astronauts is going to happen again except WORSE."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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Swordfish Summer

A new “trend” where single girlies go out on the town looking to get back on the dating scene. It can be fun, it can be casual, but you take no shit. Self-care and self-love come first, and if anyone doesn’t cut it, you cut them off.

The motto: “Swordfish Summer: look on point, stay sharp, and cut ‘em loose if they act like a shrimp.
“Hey girl, forget about him, it’s swordfish summer!”

“Girl, you lookin’ snatched for swordfish summer!”

“Self-care spring is over and now I’m ready for Swordfish Summer!”
by Word Flirt July 10, 2025
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Fine Jack Summer

When summer weather is better than usual. Originating from an urban legend derived from the fields of Cornwall.
While looking out across the fields, “It’s a Fine Jack Summer…”
by JackSpriteLibra August 7, 2025
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woodhouse summer

Suns out, doing work but it doesn’t feel like work, having a laugh in the hub or quad (or another unspecified location).

0% worries 100% good vibes.
“It’s feeling like a woodhouse summer”
i’m sick of this winter i miss woodhouse summer”

“these curly fries bang- it’s giving woodhouse summer 2024”
by s2trappy_seamus November 28, 2025
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Jordanian Summer

When something's so burnt hot it feels like it was left out in a really shitty summer.
"This feels like it was left in a Jordanian Summer!"
by VJ Camtop November 28, 2025
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