Killing one bird with two stones or more

Achieving simple goal with complex solution.

I don't want to do my assignment that is due tomorrow so I will make my teacher leave our school. Killing one bird with two stones or more.

by Mmm4881 May 28, 2022

2 birds 1 stone

Ksi TRYING to rap but making no sense being the usual dickhead he is

Ksi is shit at rapping saying 2 birds 1 stone

by Shdhhdjehd September 18, 2017

trying to pull the sword from the stone

This is a very crude synonym to the more technical term, masturbation. Once masturbation is brought to mind, you should understand the imagery that this term conveys. If you still don't get it, think male masturbation, and think of the "stone" as two stones instead of one.

Well, that was a long stressful day... I think it's time to relieve some stress, maybe an afternoon of trying to pull the sword from the stone will help.

by Aegis1 November 11, 2009

Soap Stone Document J,B,P

Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)

you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack

by DOSE6 April 16, 2011

stoneder

Really fuckin high.

Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.

"Damn dude, she's stoneder than i've ever seen anyone before."

by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004

stoneded

Past tense of stoned

I was stoneded yesterday.

by Ripped on Grammar March 3, 2009

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

A phrase one can say meaning people should not criticize others for faults that they have themselves

Zach told me I had bad taste in music. I replied by telling him that people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

by katie was here November 19, 2007