Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.

Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend

by No Tango and no Cash March 26, 2024

grumpy steve

A local Vermont term for groundhogs (also known as woodchucks)

I have to trap all these grumpy steves before they eat my whole garden.

by M Valle January 11, 2021

Steve murray

An up and "coming" pornstar who frequents Wawa's in the Somerdale NJ area...
He is often seen with his Mexican Filipino friend Rob.

I saw Steve Murray at Wawa. Yeah, he was probably trying to use his fame to get a discount on a panini...

by pseudo swede January 21, 2017

Matt Steve

A pretty cool, lowkey kinda dude. His name is Matt... or is it Steve? Most likely chases his Vodka with Red Bull.

"Hey what's that guys name at the front of the bar?"
"Oh the one chillin with Tony Fuego?"

"Yeah"

"That's Matt Steve"

by Amstan November 25, 2017

Sippin Steve

A total drunk, consumes any alcohol in sight and won't stop until he passes out.

Hide your beer, here comes sippin steve.

by Hey man it's STIMPY December 14, 2020

The Steve Job

When you put an apple on a stick and insert it into a woman's vagina while she is in a doggystyle position. While the apple is marinating you grab your funnel and pour liquid caramel into her ass. Remove the funnel followed by the apple. Have the woman squat over the apple and dispense the caramel onto the apple. After the caramel settles you both enjoy a nice candle lit date over a caramel apple.

Cindy was a real freak, she let me give her "The Steve Job!"

by KyriePerving69 October 18, 2017

burple steve

minecraft steve but he’s on lean and he’s tweakin real hard

i feel like burple steve rn because im about to take my mcat

by mindcraftsteve August 16, 2024