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Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!
Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!
by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017
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squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend
by Notability nothing August 8, 2017
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squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017
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mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness
Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel
by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017
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squirrel

Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan
by Honningbien bo February 25, 2019
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Squirrel

The pornstars of nature, because they love nuts!
by amara381 December 13, 2018
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