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Twat sausage

A conjunction of the slang word 'twat' (essentially meaning vagina) and 'sausage' insofar as a sausage resembles the most prominent part of male genitalia. The combination of the two words implies its function. A twat sausage goes in a twat, and out, and then back out again ad infinitum.
'Oooh - my twat sausage appears to have been stricken with rigor mortis'
by Logistikon December 15, 2011
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bendy sausage

The vaginal walls fall out in the shape of a cylinder that hangs out but still connected to the body but you can play with the bendy sausage on the way to the hospital with some blood coming out sometimes kinky males like to have sex with the bendy sausage
Dam that's a nice bendy sausage you got there
by the sqwerwal October 22, 2014
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lap sausage

That thick meat found in the laps of gentlemen.
Jenny enjoyed putting that mexican lap sausage in her mouth.
by slithy January 14, 2009
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Sausage Snorkler

That dude is being a major sausage snorkler.
by The Shibby April 18, 2010
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Sloppy Sausage

When a woman gives a blowjob to the Pizza Delivery guy that's delivering the pizza to her. It is also known as a 'Sloppy Pepperoni.' It obviously only applies to blowjobs, thus a man cannot use this expression unless he will be performing the act on another man.
Example: "OMG Kara, you are not going to believe what happened yesterday: I gave a sloppy sausage to the Domino's delivery guy as soon as he came to my door..!"
by mesgônimo June 20, 2015
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sausage box

ex 1: "im gunna stuff your sausage box so hard"

ex 2: "so did you get with stacey?" "yeah i fucked her in sausage box."
by jatshateghandi June 17, 2019
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sausage wallet

hoe
one who offers sex for free
that girl is such a sausage wallet, she had sex with every guy at the party last night.
by sweet cheeks80632 July 2, 2008
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