Montana Ranch Hand

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.

Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

German Roach Job

When a woman inserts the roach of a lit joint into the hole of a man's penis, and proceeds to wrap her mouth around the lit end of the roach and then blows, sending smoke into the penis. Similar to a classic mouth-to-mouth shotgun, but into your dick. Get's you high as balls, in your balls.

Also known as a Dutch Down-Under Hit.

Bill: "Hey man, how was your trip to Oktoberfest?"
Mike: "Incredible man... got my first German Roach Job."
Bill: "German Roach Job? No Shit?!"
Mike: "Ya man I was even more stoned than the time we made those brownies... it was epic!"
Bill: "Jealous, all i ever get is lame old blowjobs...."

by Heinz345 August 12, 2011

roncho poncho

killing mass amounts of people with a chainsaw in each hand and wearing a burlap sack with two eye holes cut out.

i went roncho poncho on a welfare line.
i pooped my pants so i went roncho poncho on all th witnesses.

by Along came a diaper February 29, 2004

Jolly Rancher Status

When you get in a some kind of accident and you wound looks like a melted cherry jolly rancher.

Dude, i crashed on my board and my knee is total jolly rancher status!

by baracudaboy October 23, 2008

Slime Rancher

When you fuck in a slime pool

Hey Babe Do you want to try out Slime Rancher

by DakaDa th fucker February 6, 2020

Rancho

to be higher than normal

that automobile is rancho

by kH41 August 24, 2004

Roachin'

a person who at work intentually slacks because they know they can get away with it.

That Bamma always be roachin' me

by HRM SMK April 1, 2008