purple goldfish

The stupidest comercial ever to come onto T.V. So that Goldfish Inc. does not look like a bunch of racist bastards.

What's wrong with this comercial? Why is that goldfish purple?
They're new goldfish colors, Oh look now there goes a red one. Of course they're baked and not fried, just watch the colors swim by. WOAH, check out that red head! They're made with real chedder which makes them even better; bet you never thought that you eat a purple goldfish. Your kids will love to eat them, so don't forget to feed 'em the snack that smiles back GOLDFISH.

by William Q Freeze March 11, 2003

purple sprite

extremely bueno with purple syrup. gets you fucked up

damn fool this is some good purple sprite. im so fucked up

by kckillray January 18, 2008

Purple Dragon

When you cum into a females eyes and them kick her in the face.

U just got a purple dragon bitch

by Mike Bernier April 7, 2008

purple haze

An award-winning co-ed a cappella group at Northwestern University. They are all about singin', dancin', and lovin'.

Tonight, I am pumped about going to see Purple Haze in their spring concert.

by ericdeanwilson December 29, 2007

Purple Hair

Purple hair is some nasty ass dragonfruit-looking shit that fucking makes me puke. That ugly fucking magenta bitch-ass shit belongs in trashbins. If you have purple hair, I hate your fucking hair. I love you, hate your hair. It's a bitchy thing, but I know I'm right.

"Wow, that dude has some purple hair." "Haha, yeah. Lol"

by imlennyandisuck July 25, 2021

Purple Toaster

The eastr egg later in the game of gears of war.

Who Wants Toast!?
Marcus Fenix Says this when the purple toaster is activated?

by Sippy Doo August 12, 2009

purple sandwich

when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .

Lifeguard: are you gay?

Gay guy: why yes i am

Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?

Gay guy: yes,yes it is

Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!

Gay guy : yes lets!

by helen+jessi=horse January 4, 2010