Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

by pauljerker August 26, 2016

Pulling a Branson

When you go out you can’t help but naturally blow it

Pulling a Branson: ordering 50 vegas bombs and ending the night with a scraggly 6

by Colorado69_420 February 4, 2020

Pull a wade

Pull a wade or pulling a wade is where you are weird and that makes you a wade.

Hey guys let's play fortnite-jorge
That's weird and im wade-noel

I like green-jeff
Careful you'll pull a wade-tylor

by TopCharlotte August 23, 2022

pull a shisui

Referring to taking your life (jokingly).
The reference is to the character shisui from the tv series Naruto

another exam tomorrow? man imma pull a shisui if this continues.

by 187312 November 23, 2021

Pulling a Casey

To drink alcohol while role-playing on mIRC in such great amounts and/or staying up so late that you pass out at the computer, usually during in the middle of a scene.

<KimberlyShadow> Is Valen going to post?
<SullivanKane> I dunno, it's been about... 48 minutes... and he was drinking sheraz... I think he's pulling a Casey.

by TomSawyerV October 18, 2008

To pull a maxim

To pull a maxim is to unexpectedly show up to a party or a gathering of people without an invitation.

If there are no tickets left, ill just have to pull a maxim on yall.

by yupolkiyhar April 30, 2021

Pulling a BP

the act or function of royally fucking something up good.
synonymous with screwing the pooch, catastrophic error or epic fail or snafu. . . .

Hey what did you do last night?
Not much, GF saw those pix from that trip to Vegas, wife saw the pix of the GF and boss found my porn stash on the company computer. . .

Oh, so you pretty much spent the entire day pulling a BP . . .

Yeah - pretty much

by Max Rule June 19, 2010