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power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.
I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!
by Yosemite Sam 2 August 31, 2016
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power sharing

The act of two or more men in the shower at the gym giving each other their power. Usually this shared through parts of their body in another persons part of their body. It isn't gay.
Those two dudes in the shower are doing some pretty impressive power sharing.
by HalfwaySandwich August 6, 2016
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Power Anxiety

Power Anxiety is the feeling when a device you're using gives a low battery warning or the battery symbol is red.
The feeling that you may not have enough power to complete your current task.
I got a bit of power anxiety yesterday when I couldn't find a socket and I was working on my presentation.
by JDH-CS July 25, 2016
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power duke

When you have to take a very big shit and know you will be in the bathroom for a while.
I will be in the bathroom. I have to take a power duke!
by Amalfia January 31, 2018
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Power Pashmina

A pashmina, scarf, blanket, duvet, or any large piece of fabric wrapped around the neck and/or upper body. Usually of ridiculously oversized proportions. Worn with the aim of creating a sense of gracious superiority in the wearer but often inspiring general ridicule instead. Seen in academic, fashion, and arty circles.
She was really rocking her power pashmina in that meeting. *eyeroll*
by qcrw February 12, 2018
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Power-wash

To power-wash is the act of ejaculating a gratuitous load of semen all over a recipient's body, starting with the face and working downward all the way to the feet, purifying them of their uncleanly ways and asserting dominance.
I worked that pussy hard and power-washed that bitch clean. She was drowning in jizz.
by Rodarkk December 26, 2016
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ogre power

A sense or feeling of utter streangth that derives from the soul of the ogre inside of you.
I have ogre power!!!!!
Jerry has so much ogre power he could smash 10 men.
by Jerry Ogreface February 7, 2017
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