American Pie

The movie that gives an excuse for any preteen to masturbate without making them look like a pervert.

Prep Teen: "Hey! Have you seen American Pie? That movie is sooo funny! I think its a great piece of comedy, totally original!"

Young Adult: "You disgusting slice of perverted shit! Get your jacked out body out of my sight"

by JonZaragoza July 27, 2007

piggy pie

A piggy pie is a fat, greeddy, selvish person that is retarted. A piggy pie cares only for themselves and nobody else.

You're sister is a piggy pie.

by Blake205 January 21, 2008

candy pie

When a girls pussy got some stanky smell.

"You cookin tacos?"
"No?"
"DAYUMM GIRL, yo candy pie STANK."

by justinsnyder. March 5, 2009

Mince pie

A white person that is a black person at heart

Oh my god Lauren, I can't believe you can twerk, you're such a mince pie!

by Lipsticklemonade May 13, 2014

Cock Pie

'Cock Pie' is a traditional recipe consumed by all the 'Twats' out there.
In many ways similar to 'humble pie' but a decidedly contemporary version of this classic.
Coming along with gravy and onions the dish can also be accompanied by 'Balls' but this is optional.

"Oooh by 'eck I reet fancy a 'Cock Pie' fer lunch today.. it really hits the spot, every time."

by Harm February 17, 2005

taco pie

You take tacos and crackers and you mash them up with a hammer(claw hammer) You then add food coloring, all the food coloring, and it will be black. You eat them. Enjoy!

Enjoy those tacos now for in a hundred years they will be illegal.

by Mike Poppiti March 25, 2005

Slut Pie

Any pie, especially the Table Top brand mini snack pies, that enjoy sexual relations with other snack pies.

A pie that "smells like funkiness"

"The cherry flavored pie was the biggest slut pie, that it was mistaken for being tomato flavored."

"SLUT PIES!"

by Lee Boy August 31, 2004