When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
Get the Bagel Pick-Me-Upmug. by poperoni304 September 19, 2023
Get the penis pickingsmug. there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.
do not argue with stupid, retargerous, naive people, or someone who is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.
by Sexydimma December 17, 2014
Get the the pickings are slimmug. Another term for a gold digger.
(Gold Digger: A person, generally a woman, whose romantic pursuit of, relationship with, or marriage to a wealthy person is primarily or solely motivated by a desire or pursuit of money or other financial-based gifts or services. An opportunist).
(Gold Digger: A person, generally a woman, whose romantic pursuit of, relationship with, or marriage to a wealthy person is primarily or solely motivated by a desire or pursuit of money or other financial-based gifts or services. An opportunist).
I attended a recent social function and within the first ten minutes of conversation with a woman I had been introduced to I could tell she was nothing more than a pick and shovel girl.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? August 1, 2023
Get the Pick and Shovel Girlmug. by prettybiddy February 5, 2020
Get the picking up dubsmug. The term "pick-me" generally refers to a person, typically a woman, who attempts to gain validation from men by appearing to be different from or less threatening to other women, often at the expense of those same women. This validation is often sought through acts or statements that imply they are "not like other girls" and align themselves with male interests or perspectives. The term is often used in a derogatory way, implying that the person is being disingenuous and seeking attention by appearing to be "one of the boys" or superior to other women.
by WHIM WHAMIEE May 14, 2025
Get the Pick memug. A pick me Pearl is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval, will embarrass or throw women under the bus but in the process she is rejected from the demographic of men she is pandering to, due to the fact that she is to masculine/outspoken.
"she says all the right things for the type of man she wants, why isn't anyone picking her?"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
"It's because she's a pick me pearl"
by Bitterbunn April 21, 2024
Get the Pick me Pearlmug.