the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

Minecraft glasses

Wearing Minecraft glasses means u get hella bitches and rizz.

“Wow! Lisa has Minecraft glasses on. She must have Rizz and bitches!”

by Marley_122308 June 11, 2022

broken glass

Typicaly found on the one man one jar website. It is widely considered to be a sexual experience

I slid down onto the glass. But the glass shattered and the broken glass got stuck in my rectum

by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018

Glasses-Off

When checking out a chick that’s too fine that you have to take your glasses off when looking at her to do a double take.

Damn look at the girl she’s a glasses-off
Oh shit let me look *takes glasses off*

by hellllllloooooooos March 1, 2020

Glass child

1. In medical term the brother or sister of a special needs kid
2. A child who has helicopter or overprotective parents and said child can't do any
3. A brat

1. They separated the glass child and the special needs kid at birth

2. Glass children are big babies in the end
3. The glass child wanna a new doll

by 459395 May 18, 2023

colored glasses

the way which police say they don’t see people

pdo you see how he didn’t even pull out his gun on that white man threatening him?

yeah, but he’ll tackle a black man. he must have colored glasses.

yeah, he’s ignorant to think he doesn’t.

by christabelleepps December 11, 2020

glasses gluck

Bj when the chics wearing glasses

Boy 1: yo Emma gave Hayden the glasses Gluck last night.

Boy 2: No way!

by H2fizzy June 14, 2022