dead swan

When you orgasm so hard that you fall limply into bed with your neck bent at an awkward angle.

I fucked your mom so hard she did a dead swan onto the bed. I thought she broke her neck until I heard her exhausted gasps for air.

by Ralph Ticker October 4, 2019

dead youth

Boys that act 70 at the age of 20.

He’s Dead youth always staying locked up.

by DarcyCampbell September 21, 2018

Dead Stranger

Icing your hand until it’s numb and then jerking off.

He closed his eyes and pictured the lifeless face of the pretty dead girl he’d seen in the morgue before slowly removing his hand from the icy water and giving himself a dead stranger.

by Silly Chilly Willy May 26, 2020

dead olive

When you throat punch someone then stick an olive in their bumhole.

I’ll dead olive ya!

by mosley88 December 3, 2019

dead and or dying

A response that is the equivalent of saying things are not going well.

"How's studying for your finals going?"

"I am dead and or dying"

by phrmashwrma January 20, 2023

playing dead

When it's Saturday or Sunday morning during school and you instinctively wake up at 8 o' clock or something, but afterwards you pretend to sleep as long as you can, so your mom won't make you do your homework.

I couldn't get all my work done. Serves me right for playing dead till 1 PM yesterday...

by Shark171 April 14, 2019

Dead Last

Coming last in something

Sha’ Carri came dead last in the 100m race

by Ah bayyyy August 22, 2021