Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017

party muffins

a single-serving cake (muffin) with frosting, as if decorated for a party

Yo we should get some of those party muffins for your birthday!
You mean cupcakes?
You know what I mean!

by jnmtx November 25, 2017

smol muffin

Smol muffin is a nickname for a persons partner in life. Use when they are small and so cute .

I luv my girl smol muffin she small and just so cute

by Paper muffins465 December 4, 2017

Aids muffin

Someone with a muffin tuck who has aids

I cant go to the store without seeing an aids muffin

by Toastees March 19, 2018

boner muffin

When you have a boner, and it's sticking out of the top of your pants. It looks like a muffin, so it is also known as a boner muffin.

Damn man, i was sitting in class today and the girl next to me saw my boner muffin sticking out of my pants, i think she liked it.

by SchmiddyMaster May 12, 2016

Puffy muffin

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.

I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.

by Brenda Staines August 26, 2016

Hood Muffin

a hood ass bitch that's loud as hell and claps when she fights/gets excited. (Sometimes has cheetah print tattoos or gold teeth)

Bro I smashed this chick last night who was rocking apple bottom jeans and phat farms.

So you got yourself a hood muffin.

by RealRootbeer August 8, 2016