Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014

mind dog

To mentaly categorize someone as a 'dog' whilst verbaly leading them to think of them self's as the complete opposite

Girl: "hey babe do you want to come to the servo with me"?
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )

Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"

by moremagicthanharry October 10, 2014

Jedi Mind Click

Buying something online that you can't, or don't want to explain.

I didn't mean to buy all that porn. Someone must have performed a Jedi mind click on me.

by RenGVL December 28, 2014

Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

Honey On My Mind

When you're thinking of sweet things.

Man I walked into that candy shop and I got honey on my mind.

by YehNameJeff June 28, 2016

Manufactured Mind

Mainstream media cookie cutter square 2D mold of one another.

The manufactured mind is prone to judgement of others for what they say instead of what they do.

by Snow Pea - Digit El Poal S.Sa October 13, 2016

mind cheat

when you cant stop thinking about someones even if you already have a boyfriend/girlfriend.Not always the best thing to do cause its not helping a relastionship... Also means that youre in some way cheating on youre partner . Cause usually the person youre thinking of is in some way more important to you then the partner youre with in the moment.

i cant stop thinking about that guy that makes me happy every time i speak to him or i see im...
i have to stop mind cheating and make a descision.

by whatthefuckwasithinking November 2, 2016