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Mental Misfire

When you basically have a brain fart cause you dibt have your shit in one bag!
I looked for my phone with the flashlight on my phone. What a mental misfire that was.
by Chaplain Frank White August 14, 2024
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mental stalking

The act of obsessively thinking about or fantasising about your crush; whether you aren't with the person, are with the person or was with the person(i.e. your ex). It is the result of uncontrolled attraction. Symptoms of this little recognized, little respected but dangerous phenomenon includes but are not limited to:

a) Writing down the object of your attraction's name over and over again.
b) Constantly daydreaming about what it's like to be with your crush.
c) Obsessively planning or thinking of possible future events (first kiss, first date, wedding, number of kids, etc).
d) Constantly thinking about the possible reignition of a past flame long after a break up.
e) "He loves me, he loves me not. She loves me, she loves me not."
Girl: " I can't stop thinking about him. Like, omg he is sooooooo cute. I think our babies will be cute. I hope me and his mom get along. I'm sure he's the one." *sigh* with a smile while looking upward.

Girl's rational friend: "Ummm okay Cindy, first of all you barely know him. Secondly, you're setting yourself up for all kinds of emotional distress when things don't happen the way you obsess about it."

Girl: "Can't a girl dream?"

Girl's rational friend: "Sure, but what you're doing is not dreaming, it's mental stalking."
by zaista August 27, 2013
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Raccoon mentality

When a person is solemnly drawn or returns to the garbage he was associated with in the past. The desire to remain in a state of mediocrity. The will not to evolve in your situation.
That’s Raccoon mentality to return to you’re ex.

You’re still doing this job?! Got to get done with that Racc (Rax) mentality bro.

You’re a Racc to return see that guy (girl,…)
by GloriousPump February 18, 2024
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Mentally eel

"i have a mentally eel friend"
by Soot LeCat April 1, 2022
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Mental Health United

Mental Health United is a peaceful group of administrative brothers who operates to forward the interests of the mental health and purported mental health.
Mental Health United helped the injured patient sue the doctor for everything including his shirt.

Mental Health United exposed a scandal as regards mental health diversion and abuse in the UK and this was first highlighted in the Urban Dictionary entry under the 'mental health hijack' as was occasioned in Wisbech, in 2023 (Axoxemi). Mental Health United is on X and provides free information to the mental health and purported mental health to ward off forced treatments. Like a football team, but against abusers of Human Rights. The Urban Dictionary helps publicise the matter and publication may lead to a reduction in abuse in Cambridge and Norfolk UK
by Poor and Penniless December 27, 2023
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mentally weird

When your weirdness cant be solved or helped
I'm sorry I'm mentally weird so therefore I can't be normal
by Yeetas the fetus April 18, 2019
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