math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why

Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.

by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018

Sparks Maths

a fucking nightmare homework app

person: i forgot to weite down the answer
Sparks Maths: fuck you go and do all this again

by big cockonut October 8, 2023

International Rule of Math

The rule in Mathematics which states that whatever operation is done to one side of the vernacular, must be done to the other side. This rule was created by Andrew Warren in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada

"I don't want this number her, can I just erase it? No, I must use the International rule of math"

by Molly Case November 28, 2013

Robson Maths

Miscounting the amount of golf shots you took

Using Robson maths Doug only hit 5 golf shots when really he hit 7 and lost 2 balls

by anonymous May 28, 2025

Math Mad

In simple words a person that have a strong relationship with the maths, using some math expresions un his phrases

The guy in my class is a math mad, he say to me "son of a binomio" "You are a zeptogram"

by Solidzer0 January 25, 2023

math

math is math

"math is math!" said bob, violently poking the table.

by golden pootato May 6, 2022

math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.

Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!

by Zappi November 17, 2016