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left lane manager

Driver who rushes up behind you while you’re driving in the left lane on the highway and rides your ass until you move over to the right.
Uh oh, got a dickhead left lane manager on my ass, better move over before this fucktard barrels into us and kills us.
by creedlawofwny July 8, 2023
mugGet the left lane managermug.

lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)
"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"
by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015
mugGet the lazy leftmug.

Left On Donut

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..
Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut
by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019
mugGet the Left On Donutmug.

Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025
mugGet the Boat has left the portmug.

the left twix

A type of chocolate Not similar at all the the right twix because it has a better chocolate to wafer ratio and tastes better over all. That's why the left twix is sold out must of the time because it tastes way better
The right twixs tastes nothing like the left twix. They are both diffrent
by Be_my_telletubby?? May 7, 2018
mugGet the the left twixmug.

Left But cheek

One who acts like a butt cheek. Someone who is being annoying, thinks their funny or cool. Usual names begin with G and Z
My girlfriend Gillian is acting like a left but cheek
by Tactical ocelot September 24, 2017
mugGet the Left But cheekmug.

left handed scissor

When a male and a female go at it ass to vagina, respectively, using a double-ended dildo.
Nothing gets me off like a good Left Handed Scissoring with my girl!

Friend: Did you see Kobe bust his achilles?
Reply: Ya he went down awkward, like a Left Handed Scissor.
by the_cosby_sweater April 24, 2014
mugGet the left handed scissormug.

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