Jordan

A Jordan is when you jizz on your parental figures bed/pillows out of teenage angst, so when they have a sexual interaction they are rolling around in their child’s seman.

I pulled a Jordan because my parents named me a two syllable word and it was not threatening enough, so I am letting out my angst this way

by Katetherockstar April 22, 2018

michael jordan

basketball legend.

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.

by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

Jordan

Jordan started as an inside joke on TikTok by @jordandaboo, basically meaning 'nigga'

John: Whats good my Jordan

by SoupDuel April 6, 2021

Jordan

Jordan a big sexy 10inch dick Lebanese male

Let’s go to banks town we might see a Jordan

by SMExy lebo December 28, 2020

Jordan

For a guy: A douche
For a girl: Just a cool person

"Jordan's such a douche"
"No, she's cool"
"The male Jordan"
"Oh"

by Whythisword November 1, 2020

jordan

A total chair. Kills your pets in minecraft. Is a meanie in general.

"Jordan!!! Why would you kill Mr. Moo Moo?!"

by Angelgames731 May 7, 2020

jordan

a sexy boy, ussually 13 - 14. has long hair with braces. has glasses or contacts

oh thats jordan

by jordanlover12345 May 31, 2022