A amazing country where the people range from dark to light naturally due to history. With brown hair and eyes being like chestnut or dark brown the most common. A very artsy stunning beautiful country. I'm half italian/neapolitan and we're a very proud people. Morally sound for over 90 percent of population. Mafias do exist but its more about politics, extortion, control and occasional wars/murders. The misconception that mafia is what you have to watch out for in italy is wrong. Pickpockets and tourist scams are the biggest thing you'll run into even in southern italy. Theft even here in canada is common. Italy's food is fantastic and and art form. Hear the modern music as well even if it's from street culture it's still one step above(Ultimo). And yes many great operas, art and many geniuses throughout its history. As well as gay people; italians are more open about sexuality. While sharing common traits with Arab cultures it is more western. And greece that gave those cultures similarities. Keep educating yourself about the world you live in. Ciao a tutti personi.
by A700 August 24, 2021
Get the Italianmug. When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.
Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.
by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013
Get the The Italian Birthdaymug. 
All cars since 2001 have had a trunk emergency release (located inside of the trunk). This has prevented mafia types, hit men, etc. from using newer cars when kidnapping victims.
Joey owed like 6 dimes to Vinny's crew, so they picked him up and shoved him in the trunk. Lucky for him, the numbnuts didn't realize their car had an Italian escape hatch, and he busted out of there at the first stop sign.
by tripmobius February 12, 2025
Get the Italian Escape Hatchmug. A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.
"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"
by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025
Get the Italian Massagemug. 
by RankKat July 8, 2021
Get the italian chili dogmug.