True Melons wield the power of melons, and they do not care about scientific facts about them. Those are for nooby scrubs named Midnight. True Melons will unite against imposters, and smite them from Earth. All who disagree shall be dismembered and fed to the beasts of hell.
by M3l0n H3@d May 29, 2019
Get the The True Melonsmug. Some one who always hot your back and never turns you he/she or them love you with all you heart no matter what
by NHJB November 17, 2020
Get the True friendmug. Oh well jeez, if that’s true, then I guess we better get me some of that credit for all that shit that we all know I did. OR! Or, we allow me to be exploited, we allow the rules to be enforced arbitrarily and selectively, and what you say is rendered false in act REGARDLESS of whether or not it’s true in proposition.
Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”
Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”
Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation”
Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Dr. Narcissistic Machiavellian “It’s true that some people have more than others because they are narcissistic and Machiavellian and have exploited people”
Hym “But thought they weren’t successful. A second ago they weren’t successful. Now it’s only sometimes.”
Dr. Dorjan Sonterpe “Being productive and generous will lead to a positive outcome and NOT blatant and public exploitation”
Hym “I gave away a billion dollars, better ratings, and ideas to sell to your fans for the low, low price of 12.99 a month exclusively on JeepJorp Jeeperson+ How has it effected my outcome at all?”
Jerp Doctor Jorp “Having a problem with people having more that you is nothing but envy.”
Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”
Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”
Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”
Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”
Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
Hym “That is a false dichotomy. You’ve framed the situation as though I have to, either, tolerate other people having more than me OR it’s envy. As though they are mutually exclusive. What I take issue with is the manner in which the things other people have were acquired. Which is outside of your false dichotomy. I don’t care how much you have (and another guy I watch just did the same thing with the false dichotomy) but you’re doing a univariant analysis of your own outcome.”
Professor Lysenko “Well, it’s MOSTLY hard work.”
Hym “Ah! AH! Individual subjective identity! Not allowed to do that! You don’t believe that it’s a thing so YOU’RE not allowed to do it (But I do and am allowed to do it).”
Dr. Doctor PhD “You should be more concerned with the Satan that is inside of yourself.”
Hym “I AM THE SATAN INSIDE OF MYSELF! If you had adequately dealt with YOURS we wouldn’t have a problem, would we? I’m not stalking myself! I’m not lying to myself! Am I taking credit for my own ideas? Have I said anything that isn’t true? How about we be concern with that Satan that is the actual problem? The YOU that’s doing a thing to ME. How bout dat!?”
by Hym Iam November 28, 2022
Get the Truemug. 1: “do u read operation true love?”
2: “hell yeah, im down bad for whoever su ae doesn’t pick”
1: back the fuck off
2: “hell yeah, im down bad for whoever su ae doesn’t pick”
1: back the fuck off
by webtoon simp :) January 21, 2024
Get the operation true lovemug. A person who does not age and stays at the paragon of youth usually around the age of 25. Will live forever unless killed.
The true immortal tried to stop the plane with someone who knows their secret arriving at Heathrow. Now its not safe for him in Cape Town no more.
by Observingerf February 20, 2024
Get the True Immortalmug. by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
Get the Too rough to be truemug. by SPrice1980 April 23, 2022
Get the One True Mediamug.