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moist the bed

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?
by marconorman97 May 16, 2016
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breakfast in bed

Cook bacon, wait for grease to cool then use as lube. Just as you're about to ejaculate put your dick in her mouth giving her bacon flavour semen.
She says I never do anything romantic so I decide to give her breakfast in bed
by kcdawg May 7, 2016
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bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn
Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here
by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016
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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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bed milk

Bed milk is when you splurge on the bed while masterbating to a inflated sex toy.
In used my new sex toy and at late at night I splurged all over my bed giving my washing machine a wet sensation of Bed Milk.😂
by Bed Milk August 21, 2016
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Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.
-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"
by Rotor-Power July 29, 2016
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Bunk bed

When there's a person taking a normal shit and a person upper decking the toilet at the same time.
P1: Hey where the fuck are jake and dominick?
P2: Oh I think they are giving Andrews toilet a bunk bed.
P3: Noice!
by ToiletTalk July 28, 2016
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