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Good hog day

When you wake up, or you look in your pants and your meat looking good, like a good hair day you know??
Guy 1 “This morning I woke up and took a piss, and it was a good hog day, girth on ten I tell you”

Guy 2 “oh it must be a late spring then huh?”

Guy 1 “dude that’s ground hog day”
by Skiiiiiiisisisi November 21, 2025
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hog nails

Nails that grow from ones penis. Similar to finger or toe nails, but hog specific
I just need to take a quick shower and clip my hog nails, but should be ready in no time”
by Hogworks February 5, 2024
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cafe hog

When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014
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HOG OUT

DEFINITION: <HOG OUT:(Hog- Oůt )>The intentional act of gaining weight rapidly in the abdominal region specifically the Belly becoming Round and cumbersome.

When a gay man is intentionally gaining weight rapidly fat accumulated predominantly in his belly: or gut. Makings dad bod physique grow beyond that making it ha Hog Man's physique rotund distended corpulent spheroid massive fat hog man gut.

Applies particularly to Gay Gainers over 40 years of age that are aspiration to grow such a protuberance diliberately and are often proud of it being on display.
"Man did you see Christopher last night Hogging Out " says Nick

"YEAH he has Hoged Out gut is getting huge eatting like that" says Ryan

"I want to Hog Out like that" says Mitch
by Gainerhog April 10, 2024
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Hogs

A dopey boy with a bellybutton piercing around his neck
silly hogs
by Wilky04 February 16, 2023
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Hog Hunter

Male who enjoys using dating apps frequently and gets lots of matches but only interacts and chases the hogs (slightly or fully chubby girls who love getting porked) and then proceeds to invite them to his crib and give them a royal porking and treat them like shit and if the women isn’t using birth control they are forced to abort the baby
“Oh Hey Pearcey you’re such a hog hunter, that girl you porked last night was a fucking beast”
by GeneralHogman1 January 7, 2024
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get on the hog

Slang used to direct another person to make a phone call. Originated out of Brantford, Ontario, Canada where one lucky household had a Harley Davidson Fat Boy Telephone. The motorcycle was a collectible novelty model that had a corded telephone hidden under the seat/gas tank.
Woody: "Man I really got the munchies, lets order a pie"
Thibs: "Good idea, get on the hog"
by Thibs July 24, 2008
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