Smoking the hog

The act of ripping blinkers on a waxpen while jerking off. The subsequent head rush (on both ends) is said to be highly euphoric.

I had a shitty week at work, so I’m going home and smoking the hog. I found some really good porn, grabbed my vape, and started to beat my meat like it owed me money.

by Huge_Midget January 30, 2022

Plug Hog

A heavy-set female you have intercouse with, usually as a last resort. See "slam pig" for further explanation.

I struck out at the bar all night so I finally settled for a good ol plug hog.

by Rmn1234 September 20, 2017

King Hog

A funcy fella! King hog tellse alote of jokse:)

King hog is joking again! Tee hee

by Corb fucker November 8, 2021

hog carmen

When you've worked in Sports Talk Radio long enough to become a legend, you're a "Hog Carmen!"

I turned on 92.3 The Fan in Cleveland this morning, and I heard the Legendary Hog Carmen in action!

by Darksatan624 November 26, 2019

Hog Piss

DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.

Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.

by Big James May 10, 2018

hoboken hog

When a girl puts a double end dildo in her ass and a guy or girl sucks off the other end.

Hey man I watched two girls do a Hoboken Hog the other day.

by Taylor MF Norrell October 24, 2015

hog girl

a girl who’s gross and proud of it. she eats the food in her hair and and has candy wrappers in her bed.

It’s Hog Girl Summer.

by girlgamerxd November 2, 2022