Half Erect
When your dick is kind of hard but also not fully erect. It can hold a shape but it could be harder.
Half Erect by TheGuyWhoAteTheCoronaBat April 10, 2020
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Half-Assed
When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.
Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'
Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'
We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.
Half-Assed by Big John HammerCock August 22, 2011
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half a gas can
Sometimes derogatory, but not always, depending on who's saying it (ie; nigger) term for Athabascan Indians, used extensively throughout Alaska & Canada
half a gas can by sayonaura April 21, 2004
half and half
A cheap brand of "all-purpose" smoking tobacco - one of the earliest packaged, branded pipe tobaccos in the U.S. - with the slogan "a cargo of contentment in the bowl of any pipe." A long-standing joke involving the product's name asserts that it is named "half and half" because it is comprised of "half horseshit and half bullshit" (in reality, the mixture is half "bright" and half "burley" tobaccos). Some old-timers speculate that the half and half joke may have given rise to the novelty "horseshit cigarettes" sold in the U.S. in the 1920s-30s (not real horseshit), which featured the slogans "not a fart in a carload," and "try one, you mooching bastard."
Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.
Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.
half and half by Rod Brock July 24, 2006
Half-eaten Pasty
A person who is revolting to look at, as they may have a busted grill for instance, basically this person looks like spew after a big night on the turps, or looks like a vulture has been given several hours to mutilate the face of this hideous beast.
"Geez mate! That bird you picked up looked like a half-eaten pasty"
"That girl last night had a decent body, but the face was a fucken half eaten pasty! I still fucker her though..."
"That girl last night had a decent body, but the face was a fucken half eaten pasty! I still fucker her though..."
Half-eaten Pasty by Dave 25 April 11, 2005