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Gooning

A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.
Did you see his face while he was gooning? Guy looked like an absolute fucking retard!
by AIU December 5, 2023
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Goon

To masturbate (all 2 sexes)
Ex:
Matthew: I cant wait to go home and goon before i go to sleep!! (Male)
Ex:
Gooner:Hey Sally guess what i tried.

Sally: What?
Gooner: Gooning, its feels nice you should try!!
by Rockless Bolboa May 8, 2025
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Gooning

Doing some real
Gang gang stuff
by Tno October 10, 2020
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Ultrakill goon

It is when you kill yo penis
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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Flicker Gooning

Flicker Gooning is the act of Edging, Gooning, and Jelqing simultaneously. Flicker indicates an advanced video game technique commonly referred to as "tech" or "teching" in gaming circles. Therefore, flickergooning is some advanced technique that only expert gooners know. If done right, one flicker goon sesh could have you done in mere seconds rather than hours.

Alternatively, Flicker Gooning can mean to edge for a long period of time (such as 7 days) and then finally gooning, causing your eyes to flicker.
Yo bro I can goon for 3 hours straight!
That's nothing... try flicker gooning then talk to me.
by krayo June 11, 2024
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flicker gooning

Flicker gooning is a type of gooning/edging where you masturbate so insanely fast it leaves an after image.
Hey Chrisitan, how was that flicker gooning session? Mine went so fast I burned my dick!
by itwasntmilk May 26, 2024
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