Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.

I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.

by 209 iads November 28, 2023

Goon Technique

A fanmade jujutsu kaisen technique

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by DictionaryDude432 September 13, 2025

Gooned

To be drunk, intoxicated off alchohol

Look at him hes so gooned right now.

by giggly boy September 3, 2025

Goon

Well a goon is a bad ass person, someone you want to be like. When I think of goon I think of Le Rue aka Cruz <3

"Wow he's a goon !"

"oh you mean like Le Rue "
"yeah like Cruz "

by Christina Goonin July 7, 2012

Goon

(verb) to get high.

Bro, I’m gooning so hard right now.

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Dominican Flicker Gooning

Dominican Flicker Gooning is the act of watching Sanky Panky movies while stroking your cock and/or clitoris using the spirit of Rafael Trujillo and using freshly made mangu with salami and queso frito. It's also important to note that repeatedly yelling "Mamaguevo" and "El Diablo" will increase gooning efficiency. It's optimal to stroke your privates at a 27-degree angle (representing the day of Dominican Independence) to truly immerse yourself in the experience.

Me and my buddies had a gooning session the other day. We tried out Dominican Flicker Gooning in order to be inclusive to other cultures. We did it to Don Pollo videos. His videos regarding "salsa picante" really did it for me!

by 0nxva0 December 26, 2024

Rot Gooning

To goon while also rotting in bed for an extended period of time

Alternatively:

To goon while, during, or after the consuming of brain-rot.

These the type of gains you get from rot gooning to lele pons all week.

by Keef Girgo March 3, 2025