Crusty Goon

The aftermath of the goon sessions that particularly last for a long time. Usually applies to longer goon sessions.

My room was such a crusty goon this morning.

by J0LLY July 1, 2024

Goon

Jonathan Greener

Man, do you see that good looking guy? He’s such a goon.

by Baybeeeeee July 31, 2018

moon gooning

The act of cutting off a buffalo's head and covering yourself in it's blood while gooning under the moon.

I'm going moon gooning with the Natives tonight!

by 12ozmouse December 14, 2023

we used to goon at ts

we used to goon to this shit (years ago)

yo i used to watch spongebob
nigga we used to goon at ts

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

goon-maxxing

The act of gooning as much as possible to Skibidi Kai Cenat!!~ :blush: :blush:

I was just goon-maxxing to Skibidi Toilet and then Woody walked in and I came everywhere. It was such a mess... Especialyl when my mom thought it was glue and used it to repair her wedding ring.

by HaliPotter October 27, 2024

Flash Gooning

The act of flashing the lights in your room very fast whilst stroking thy chicken to create a huge hallucinogenic experience.

My friend helped me flash gooning last night by turning off the lights.

by Peter Pener March 13, 2025

Goon

A nigger

A racist: Look at that absolute GOON over there

The goon in question: nigga what?

by Thatsuperkewldude June 6, 2023