A ginger is a result of a genetic mistake, commonly formed by two ugly people having sex.
They are easily recognised due to their pale skin and ginger freckles.
It has been said that rubbing two ginger people together at the head creates a flame. (This has been proven)
Most genetic mutations have no effect on the success of the individual, alas this 'gingervitis' mutation has lead to lonerism, freakism and other defects.
There is no known cure though hair dye products are a popular alternative to bearing a gingey barnet.
There is a Welsh folk tale that depicts a red haired heroine that seeks revenge on the Romans for getting jiggy with her daughter. She attacks the Romans, going all ginger and crazy, but they just get jiggy with her instead. No worries, she loves it.
They are easily recognised due to their pale skin and ginger freckles.
It has been said that rubbing two ginger people together at the head creates a flame. (This has been proven)
Most genetic mutations have no effect on the success of the individual, alas this 'gingervitis' mutation has lead to lonerism, freakism and other defects.
There is no known cure though hair dye products are a popular alternative to bearing a gingey barnet.
There is a Welsh folk tale that depicts a red haired heroine that seeks revenge on the Romans for getting jiggy with her daughter. She attacks the Romans, going all ginger and crazy, but they just get jiggy with her instead. No worries, she loves it.
"A bead of sweat trickled from his coppor brow and down his handsome face -
nah, only joking, he was a ginger minger!"
nah, only joking, he was a ginger minger!"
by Alimoook December 30, 2007
Get the ginger mug.A person with pale, white skin, freckles, red hair, and a low tolerance level for sunlight is often called a ginger. The condition, known as gingervitis, is passed on from generation to generation through a recessive gene. Made popular by south park, many people will agree that gingers are unattractive, and many gingers will anonymously post things that contradict that.
Guy 1: Are you going to go out with her?
Guy 2: No way!! She's a ginger!
Guy 1: Oh, nevermind, I wouldn't want that pale skin and red hair in my bed either.
Guy 2: No way!! She's a ginger!
Guy 1: Oh, nevermind, I wouldn't want that pale skin and red hair in my bed either.
by John L . August 2, 2007
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by roger_19990 May 26, 2008
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"What, the ginger guy doing magic who looks a bit thick?"
"Yeah, that ginger magician spastic!"
"What, the ginger guy doing magic who looks a bit thick?"
"Yeah, that ginger magician spastic!"
by IzraelLover April 18, 2010
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Get the Ginger Pube Rush Hour mug.All gingers must pay a tax of three of their own toes (of their choosing) before receiving equal rights as a human being. After tax has been paid in full, their rights will be restored to them, although the "Ginger" label will forever be their burden
by svpSnipes November 15, 2012
Get the Ginger Tax mug.When a ginger or a redhead snaps-i.e. has a sudden outburst of anger that is extremely powerful and scary. Kind of like a breaking point, except every ginger has some type of a "ginger snap" in their life. The outlet of redheaded rage.
Yesterday, that redheaded kid in our math class had his ginger snap and started beating up this other kid. It was the craziest fight I've ever seen!!!
by redheadllena July 6, 2007
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