FISH FLAPS

Sub standard lady parts

We were about to get it on ,then I got a whiff of her fish flaps and it was all over.

by Tonyd5150 December 5, 2022

flooply flaps

When a girls cunt is so big it's flops around like a inflatable tube man

Flooply flaps

by Yeahs banzai June 24, 2016

wing-flaps

The thick jiggly folds of excess "webbing" that form below one's armpits due either to advanced age or his having gained more than a few pounds.

Teenager: Gramma!! Haven't seen you in ages!! C'mere so I can give ya a big ole' squeeze!!
Old fogey: Okay, but take it easy with my wing-flaps!

by QuacksO November 17, 2011

Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

Shat Flap

What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls

I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap

by No Neck, No Necking January 25, 2024

Flap Slapper

A female who in an effort to encourage further vigorous copulation slaps her own genitals as if beating a war drum. Rhythm is usually comparable to the Christmas Carol “ The Little Drummer Boy” with encouraging words in place of the lyrics and vigourous slapping of the hand on the genitals in place of the “Parumpa pum pum” sections.

Dude, Maria is such a Flap Slapper. I can't get enough of her.

by Peto G June 11, 2011

flapping beautiful

Having beautiful flaps - also know as the lips of the vagina (actually it's the vulva and the outer lips are the labia but let's not further confuse one of the greatly misunderstood naughty bits).

-Girl, you're so flapping beautiful.
-What??
-Them flaps, flawless.

by PeteyPeter March 31, 2015