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Feeling the yeet

Feeling the yeet is a term used when you feel like throwing yourself out of the window. Commonly used when you are stressed out about things such as: your gf finding out you cheated, your mom walking in on you during sexy time, or being caught doing the deed by the authorities. In simplified terms, you don’t want to feel the yeet.
Damn bro, you’ll never guess what happened yesturday. My mom walked in on me while I was getting laid. I’m really feeling the yeet rn.
by Your mums bussom August 9, 2020
mugGet the Feeling the yeetmug.
No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.
A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
mugGet the Now you know how *blank* feelsmug.

Florida feel

A Florida Feel is when you shave off your mans nipples and then titty fuck his giant jugs.
Hey babe, do you want a Florida Feel tonight as I just purchased the new lawn mower 3.0?
by Penisbreath January 26, 2020
mugGet the Florida feelmug.

feel dead inside

Meaning: To feel no emotions and have depression to the point where you will commit suicide
Eg:

Depressed person: I feel dead inside, sir.

Therepist: That's because you are lonely and depressed.
by YOUR ADHD April 9, 2024
mugGet the feel dead insidemug.
The feeling of perceiving yourself as gross, overweight, gay and/or annoying. Could also mean you feel like making disgusting food that is deep fried.
“Man, Feeling Like Nikacado Avocado right now with how much gross wing sauce is on my face.”
by Spaacebear November 21, 2022
mugGet the Feeling Like Nikacado Avocadomug.

blue feels

when blue is in her feels
oh look at blue, blue feels
by dfbdfgdshdfufygshdg March 17, 2021
mugGet the blue feelsmug.

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