"You punched the bouncer last night?!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"
"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
"Oh yeah, just put it on my drunk tab"
"You slept with ... ?"
"Put it on the drunk tab!"
by ae17 December 26, 2012
The state of middle class at low end bars wasted. Mainly applies to white people wearing adidas’s or Nike. Drinking IPA beer or whatever is on tap.
At 2am last night I was so Trevor drunk the bartender tried to kick me out but that’s only according to what my girlfriend said. I was fine.
by Leoabs April 21, 2023
Person 1: Greg got so wasted last night that we had to put him in the tub.
Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.
Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.
by Go Bot February 27, 2011
To get extremely intoxicated quickly and in a particularly aggressive manner, as if one 's life depends on getting as intoxicated as possible.
P1: "Did you hear what happened last night at the party?"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"
by Dunkysplunk May 20, 2023
Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.
Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."
by audis4guy June 06, 2011
when you’re so drunk, you realize how horrible your life really is. your friends talk shit about you, your family leaves you in the dirt, your significant other doesn’t want to see you. It can take a whole bunch of vodka and rum to make you realize that the entire life you’ve been living is a piece of shit. if you killed yourself, people would be sad for a week and then move the fuck on and forget you. when you’re drunk and sad, you come to realize that nobody actually cares about you.
J-“why did he kill himself?”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
M-“everyone said he got drunk and sad. you know that must’ve been his breaking point”
J-“damn.”
by DrunkAndRegretful February 12, 2018
The act of drinking enough soda to obtain a sugar rush, and performing unusual actions because of it. This is a phrase most commonly used by children ranging from ten to thirteen.
I remember those good times when I got soda drunk, just running around doing whatever I liked without thinking about it.
by Hatt[E] Hattington June 23, 2015