dick skap

To ejaculate upon your partner while slapping your junk against the side of their face.

Derived from: "Dick Slap" and "Skeet"

Person A: Dude, why's your face all red and hair all gelled up?
Person B: Fred totally dick skapped me last night. He ruined my hair and my headboard.
Person A: What's Fred's number again?

by chunky_the_blowfish January 5, 2012

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Dick-beard

The hair on the bottom side of your penis but not on your ball sack. Also can be used to describe a giant douche bag.

If you don't shave your dick-Beard she won't want to blow you.
Captain Curran told us he would smoke us till we threw up, and I was like dude quite being such a dick-beard.

by Cadet wonder boy September 1, 2012

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Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

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dick sundae

When you put Carmel whip cream and chocolate syrup on your dick and you have your significant other lick/suck it off

Dude you gotta try a Dick Sundae it's a great snack for your girl

by Dick sun dae September 18, 2013

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dick dry heaving

When you cum so many times your dick has no more semen to release.

Ima make you cum so much I'll leave your dick dry heaving.

by Trashley Z. September 30, 2013

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dick and toast

Unknowledgeable or having very little meaning or substance. Generally useless

Sam Lampe got a degree in dick and toast.

by damrogers December 10, 2013

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A drinking game where you must take a drink each time the spirit of Dick Trickle speaks.

You sit outside under a canopy tent. Most fun when camping. Usually part of the canopy will form a pocket that will pool water when it is raining. This pocket will fill, then at some point empty. When it empties, the spirit of 'ole Dick Trickle is telling you to take a drink for him.

The Dick Trickle Salute.

Louie: It's raining pretty good tonight, I think Dick's going to be around for a while.
Dick Trickle: *rain water emptying*
Bob: There's old Dick Trickle, time for a Dick Trickle Salute.

by redhat9 July 21, 2014

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