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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
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Daley

probably the softest guy you know. He's the type of guy that won't fight anyone in fear of losing. If you know a Daley, that's quite unfortunate.
Daley is the softest guy I know.

You're such a Daley if you don't fight that kid.
by Dyldozer52 May 22, 2016
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Date and Drop

When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.
"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.

"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.
by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 1, 2016
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dateries

2 ppl who date
my bf and i are good dateries
by babe.lame January 7, 2017
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Datecation

The event of going a girl date that's longer than one day. Like a vacation... but a lady date. No boys allowed
Let's take a datecation to Italy. I need a week away from fuckboys
by Nickyknob February 25, 2017
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date crasher

When a date is ruined or becomes less romantic due to a third person such as a uninvited friend or family member.
Merry's date was ruined when she found her dad being a date crasher.
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Datedrop

When someone comments on a YouTube video to ask whether anyone else is watching it in the same month of the same year, sometimes under the illusion that other viewers give a shit, sometimes as deliberate spam
Hypothetical twelve year old: August 2017 anyone ?
Reply: I would order you to drink bleach if not for the legal repercussions
Hypothetical twelve year old: Chill boi its only a datedrop
by FuzzyDanglers August 21, 2017
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