sandy clam 

Refers to a male who oftens complains about performing a certain task. May also be used to refer to someone who has sand in their vagina.

Quick being a sandy clam, get off of the couch and go clean up the gap gravy from the hooker you brought home last night.

sandy clam by The Bearded Lady May 28, 2008

Ham Clam 

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

Ham Clam by Zant June 17, 2008

The Clam of the Summit 

The holy bivalve that resides above us in the sky. The Clam, situated on a high summit, spewed lava and created the world. His mortal enemy is the Squid of the Depths. today, we follow the Clam in hopes that we will one day bask in his holy light upon the summit.

Holy Clam, that's amazing.

Praise the Clam! The Clam of the Summit!

We will join the Clam one day.

The Clam of the Summit by Chris Nelsson October 13, 2008

magic clam 

a woman's vagina that has amazing talents during intercourse

I married her because she has the magic clam.

magic clam by radioav8r January 18, 2011

Linguini with Clam Sauce 

When a girl gives you head after having been in her pussy.

I gave her the Linguini with clam sauce after fucking her.

Linguini with Clam Sauce by J31 March 3, 2014

Plethora of clam 

Large quantities of vagina or group of women

A plethora of clam unloaded from the bus

Plethora of clam by Foxtrot02 June 3, 2018

Horizontal Clam Handshake 

Another term used for scissoring, the act where women intertwine their legs and rub their vaginas against eachothers vaginas.

Hey dude, I walked in on Susan and Betty making the horizontal clam handshake last night!

Horizontal Clam Handshake by Chris Brown (Sinny/Aerach) December 24, 2007