anti-chode

When a penis is 10 times as long as it is skinny

wow that guys anti-chode could fit in a keyhole

by Pip E. Burn April 4, 2005

chode fart

When someone runs out of chode gold their chode creates a farting noise and the gas that comes out smells like a grogan.

After jacking off for a week, the guy could no longer produce chode gold and emitted a long, loud chode fart coming from his chode hole.

by Chodes Anonymous January 9, 2009

chode block

Similar to the famous cock block, but when a man with a larger penis blocks the dude with the obvious small dick, bc he has no game.

Man I had so much fun last night, got with this chick, totally chode blocked this little fag artsy guy who was talkin to her at the bar.

by duderlbwski March 31, 2006

chode

a small penis.
EXAMPLE

SIMON PETRIE IS A CHODE.

smaller than your average cock.chode

by debera June 28, 2006

Chode Stach

a mustache which resembles the hair between a guys balls and his asshole

My boss, Shawn Shepler, is a classic CHODE STACH!

by former LB BEEZY March 12, 2003

Chode-ally

adj; to use the word totally in a conversation in which a chode is being discussed.

That short fat penis is chode-ally a chode!

by mgydagnger October 13, 2008

needle chode

The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide.

His dick is so thin and so short that it is a needle chode.

by cmbgators216 December 9, 2008