white chocolate

1. a white dude with a huge dick.

Holy shit smoove, I didn't realize you were packin' a white chocolate Toblerone!

by Smoove B March 15, 2005

Chocolate Sneezes

Explosive diarrhea

I asked my daughter if she had a case of the chocolate sneezes.

by Erilar October 29, 2014

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

Chocolate Boboa

It's a sex act that involves getting someone severely constipated, performing an enema using milk or tea, and shitting out the contents into a tall cup

You then put a straw in the cup and have them drink it.

Guy 1: It sucks malls are closed, I could go for a Chocolate Boboa

Guy 2: All's you need is a funnel and we can make it right now.

by Cicero did nothing wrong April 24, 2020

Chocolate in a Bag

The act of several people shitting in one large walmart bag, freezing it in one’s freezer, then after a couple of hours of thawing, then reuniting to eat the entire solid bag of “chocolate”, then partaking in an extremely aggressive orgy.

Jim: I can’t remember anything from last night but I don’t feel too good!
Richard: Bro, how do you forget the Chocolate in a Bag!?

by BillNye_theRussianSpy March 6, 2023

chocolate medusa

I huge stone like that changes the course of your day for the better. Usually will require a courtesy flush in public restrooms.

You should have seen the chocolate Medusa that I had this morning, its going to be a great day!

by Dingle5884 October 23, 2020

Chocolate Cheesecake

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.

1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?

by Apricotcustard July 9, 2021