Oily Chang

The act of greasing yourself up with vaseline so that you can effortlessly slide into the air vents of your home or workplace.

"Damn! He just pulled an Oily Chang! It was like a reverse cow birth!"

by theboat144 December 17, 2021

Change my ringtone

Another more socially acceptable term for bleaching your a**hole....

Please excuse me, I've got to go change my ringtone

by Crispyshelbycake March 2, 2022

sorrowful change

Changing the amount of sorrow in feeling or showing

I went through a sorrowful change

by TheRandomWordMan November 17, 2022

timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 15, 2021

Pulling a Chang

When you get really close to your crush just for them to leave you for a kid in the play.

Dude, I thought me and Shea had a thing, until that kid in the play Luke started dating her. Im totally Pulling a Chang

by Urban Duude December 2, 2020

Climate change

You deserve to die you piece of shit and the faster you do it the better.

Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.

“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’

by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021