Blue Waffle

Something that you should never look up on google images (seriously tho, this isn't a joke. Don't make the same mistake that I did)

Person 1: "I love blue food. I think I'm going to look up pictures of blue waffles right now to feel satisfied."
Person 2: "Geez! You're such a dumbass. Never look up blue waffles. I haven't been able to even use google since my incident."

by K._a._t._i._e._ May 31, 2017

blue anus

The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.

My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.

by UndulatingTerror March 2, 2018

varsity blues

Varsity Blues is a timeless movie in which a second string quarterback Jonathan Moxon (James Van Der Beek) suddenly must take the spotlight after starting QB Lance Harbor (Paul Walker) suffers a career-ending knee injury. Along with his rowdy bunch of teammates, “Mox” must live up to the fierce expectations of antagonistic head coach Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight) and secure a Texas division title

Guy1: “Aye what we watching tonight?”
Guy 2: “What the fuck do you think? An American Classic, Varsity Blues!”
Guy 1: “Damn fucking straight!”

by makeouthill420 December 30, 2019

Blue Panther

A college football team that covers on O/U wager but loses on point spread wager.

Georgia State pulled a typical Blue Panther against Arkansas State.

by DevilAnse October 15, 2020

Viagra Blues

The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.

Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"

by rick_melb_au March 17, 2012

Blue Lawed

To be turned down when trying to purchase alcohol on a Sunday morning because of state laws

On Sunday I got blue lawed, I went to a bar at 11:15, but the bartender wouldn't serve me until noon.

by Tommy Shakespeare March 11, 2011

Blue Pox

The type of disease when blue pen/marker/crayon has been scattered all over your body in a series of random dots. And the only way you can get rid of it is by wasing it off.

"OHMAHGAWD!!! I'VE BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH Blue Pox!!!"

"She had Blue Pox. EVACUATE THE SCHOOL!!!"

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011