cock sucking bastard fucker 

A synonym for my boss.

That cock sucking bastard fucker wants us to get to work.

cock sucking bastard fucker by Tom J H September 6, 2006

blasted

when you totally stoned out of your mind.

i was blasted last night dawg.

blasted by rotten ralph July 27, 2004

Veiny Bastard 

A sperm filled dick that has been primed for ejaculation onto/into, preferably, the face, tits, back, armpits, ass, or vagina.

Kim took a load in the face from Juan's veiny bastard.

Veiny Bastard by The Digg February 27, 2008

basic bastard 

This is your stereotypical Macklemore styled hair guy. His sense of entitlement is what you will usually first notice. He thinks he is a "nice guy" who girlfriend zones every women he meets thinking that she owes him sex. If you turn him down he will usually state how much of a nice guy he is and what a bitch you are being for not fucking him.

The dead give away is when he refers to a women as a 'basic bitch" even though he is the most basic bastard ever.

His hair and attitude make him such a basic bastard. It is hilarious how original he thinks he is.

basic bastard by sverige March 30, 2015

cock blaster 

A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.

Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!

cock blaster by Adam Alek. May 13, 2007

Bastardize 

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

Bastardize by Jai Alai March 15, 2008

Cheesy Blasters 

You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza, you've got cheesy blasters!

And then all the kids would say: "Thanks, Meat Cat!", and then he flies away on his, his skateboard.

tina fey 30 rock

You've got Cheesy Blasters!

Cheesy Blasters by spicy banana. January 18, 2010