FAKE BAKE

When a person makes a luxury cake using supermarkets ingredients using no mixer and no oven. First coined by Anges de Sucre.
Reshmi made a fake bake of the pink wink cake for a tenner.
by Noentry October 17, 2022
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Baking the sheets

1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.

2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.

(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?

Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.

Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.

Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
by Plagued Soul August 13, 2010
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cat baking

when a baby makes cookies for the granny
i love videos of cat baking
by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023
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baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too
"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"
by big ol mess January 21, 2023
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Sunfeast Baked Creations

Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉
“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"
by ITC-SBC November 24, 2021
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Freshly Baked Batch!

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch! cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.
When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch!
by NigNut98 May 30, 2025
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