asshole scissoring

When two beautiful women with two very fine asses rub their assholes against each other in the same fashion as vaginal scissoring.

The first documented instance of Asshole Scissoring happened in Lagrange, IL on 03/02/14 by Jennifer L and Alison E.

by captainmark March 11, 2014

Asshole Kick

an asshole kick is a kick straight in the crack for something they did making them be a complete asshole.

Dude why u flick me?" KICK! in the crack. "Why did u give me an asshole kick?

by Bron2lee April 4, 2011

joyless asshole

A person that is miserable and takes joy in others misery.

"The guy who watched me die in that game and then t-bagged me is a real joyless asshole"

by GD-Defined December 26, 2013

whole asshole

to be your true self in attempt to save someone from their destiny

Shes being a whole asshole today!!

by Ann Washington July 5, 2020

Jewish Asshole

1. the act of licking a Jew's asshole who is particularity hairy. pull some ass hairs out with your tongue and put them in a little pile. Jizz on the hairs and paste them to you or your friend's face with the jizz.

2. A jerp who is being annoying or being a dick to others.

1. I gave Chaz the jewish asshole last night

2. joe is a jewish asshole

by s.r.c.m October 7, 2009

Stingy asshole

Definition: Nick Sacks
Origin: After Nick refused to drive because he didn't want to pay for gas, Dalean called him a "stingy asshole".

Nick, you are a stingy asshole.

by Scott Moreland July 10, 2004

agent asshole

Agent Asshole tells on people for talking in the agent room.

"Those fucks in outbound are agent assholes, so don't wright anything in the agent room"

by qmikeq September 30, 2006