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Trevor Johnson

There’s just something about him that all the girls find attractive but they don’t know what it is. He makes beats
by Silky Smelly Nutsack November 10, 2020
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Johnson

This man definitely has a 20 inch penis and could pull any girl ever.
What’s your name?”

“Johnson”

“Oh that explains your third leg...”
by Hghghghghhalala November 20, 2020
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Fiorella Johnson Gozalo

The most beautiful girl in the world. She lights up the room whenever she walks in. She is the perfect person. Clear skin, good grades, a great personality, so smart, and great style. She has it all. Whoever made her fee horrible is missing out on a lot of things. And if you crossed her or talked behind her back, you will regret it when you grow up.
"DO YOU SEE THAT GIRL?!?!"
"Oh yeah! Her name's Fiorella Johnson Gozalo! The most prettiest girl in the school!"
by anonymous.admirer November 22, 2020
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sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.
sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard
by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020
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A Bobby Johnson

by Johnsonsucka February 14, 2020
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misty johnson

A Misty Johnson is only accomplished after a long night of ejaculations, preferably with many sexual partners but also perhaps by yourself. After blowing too many loads this the result. Time to ejaculate again but all that happens is a faint feeling of jizzum followed by shame as you realize about nothing came out because you're all dried up.
Awe man, it was my turn to cum on Susan but I suffered from a Misty Johnson. She looked so disappointed and my balls hurt.
by BlastMasta February 15, 2020
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The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off
The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!
by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020
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