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Tool Flops

Slides/sandals that are usually worn with mid-calves; worn by tools
james: tomorrow is man flops friday
sharm: nah dude, it's tool flops friday
by chennychen June 4, 2013
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tool

A boy or girl, usually a boy who seeks out to be cool and 'hip with it,' so they will do anything that a popular person asks them to do!
Hey look at Brendan Cronin giving all the cool kids gum, what a tool!
by CoolKidPeanut March 8, 2009
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Tool

Used to describe someone you can’t stand but has everything piece of equipment you need to do the job just “OK”.
This job has to get done, we need the correct tool. Let’s call Greg Zanni
by Datdewd July 6, 2021
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Smartest Tool in the Shed

This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.

He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
by Gmannetje June 27, 2022
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Tool

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.
Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.
by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022
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Tool box

A derogatory term used to describe a woman who exclusively has sex with the most undesirable and douche-bag men.

"Tool box" is a play on the slang definitions of each respective word. "Tool" referring to a very disrespectful man, and "Box" referring to the generally uncommon nickname of the female genitals. Hence, Tool Box.
"Omg, Stacy is such a Tool Box. She F*cked the entire football team. All of those guys are egotistical narcissists."

"Hey Brian, I heard that Melissa broke up with her boyfriend. You should make a move!"

- "Hell no dude! Melissa is a Tool Box. She wouldn't bother looking at a nice guy like me".
by DontCryBaby April 16, 2023
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