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Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....
Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."
by Hym Iam May 5, 2024
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things in the world that aren't up

When something happens that is not cool in any kind of way
Person 1: shit I hooked up with this haggard chick last night

Person 2: things in the world that aren't up, this conversation.
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Bread Things

bread rolls with cheese and bacon melted on top
by DeeDee Ramone January 2, 2005
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bounce off your thing

when you wanna die but you are uncertain how to kill yourself and your mother made you fuck.
He tabling- bounce off your thing.
by the 13th sin. August 3, 2021
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the thing go skrraaa

Wut da fuk? i even didnt understand what the hell it is
The thing go SKRRAAA
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