Cave Wank

The act of gently inserting a fist into a woman's uterus, followed by his penis and masturbates while his fist is inside of the uterus.

"Dude, my girlfriend is so dirty I cave wanked the fucked out of her last night"

by hellotosis August 28, 2018

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Wanks of Penkridge

Wanks of Penkridge

When something is so rubbish and underwhelming that you instantly presume it came from Penkridge

That tofu wanks of Penkridge

These pills wank of Penkridge

I better get some sleep before my date. I don't want to wank of Penkridge

by OoohLookAtMeGrowler February 19, 2019

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Fantasy Wank

A wank using your imagination of a particular fantasy e.g fucking your neighbor or teacher or mum or dad

I enjoyed a pleasurable fantasy wank last night over my sisters hot friend

by Max Pickard June 1, 2018

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A person or group of highly technical metal musicians who wank over the speed and technicality of their music but nobody else cares. Typically those djent musicians who post videos of them playing highly technical guitar pieces from their moms basement.

"Here's my new guitar play-through guys, look how big my dick is! please excuse my sloppyness hehe"
"Oh another wank metal video "

by wank metal April 17, 2019

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Wank-A-Diddle

Where a male is having a wank while a girl fondles his testitcles to get the kids raring to go, he eventually splooges in her eye socket deforming her vision and feeling like a wankstain. After all, she is one. Can also be done when initiating satanic rituals or completing Prison Break on GTA 5

Man 1: Bro, I just Wank-A-Diddled my girl!

Man 2: w̶̲͆ạ̴̃n̶͉͝k̴̙͠-̴͈̾a̴̞͠- ̖͂d ̗̕i̵͓̔d̶̩́d̴͕̄l ͕̎y̵̝͆- ̙̾d̶́͜o̴͚̓,̵̬̈́ ̴̤̒n ̻̿o ̳̇w ̬̕ ̶̖̂y̶̩͝o̴̰̎u ̩͝ ̴̠̓ḧ̵̬́a̴̜̚v ͖̕e ̭̑ ̵͖̾H ͠ͅĨ̵͇V ͍̌ ̭̑t̵̳͗o ͓͗o ̗̂

by Onamazzadont@me June 12, 2019

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