vagina butter

A light off white colored liquid dispersed from the vaginal exit. It is Edible. Fish or CHeese?

OH my vagina butter is all over the place, you might have to wash these sheets.

by nativeoutlander August 8, 2006

Vagina Illiterate

One who is oblivious to the looks, feels, in some cases tastes and smells of a vagina. In the sense of actual vaginal interaction. Somebody who has never seen a vagina in real life, touched a vagina in real life, gone down on a girl with a vagina in real life. Doesn't know to much about the vagina, other than the fact that girls have them.

Guy 1: "So you and your girlfriend were together all night yesterday, have you even tried to make a move dude?!"

Guy 2: "Uh, Of course I have dude! We have been together for over two months! Shit!"

Guy 1: "Oh really? So what have you done then? Have you even fingered her yet?"

Guy 2: Uh ofcourse I have! I do it all the time, especially when....when uh, she is wearin skirts! yeah."

Guy 1: "Ok bullshit! You haven't made a move have you! If you have then what does a vagina feel like?!"

Guy 2: "Uhm.... it feels like....uh.. well yuh see.....its kinda like...."

Guy 1: " I knew you! You don't even know! You are so Vagina Illiterate !"

Guy 2: " I am not Vagina Illiterate

by Paynfulone July 30, 2009

vagina minutes

So would the act of overestimating the time required to complete a task is called “vagina time”. I mean… in keeping with the definition of "dick inches", vagina minutes are much longer than actual minutes!

"Honey I’ll be ready in 10 minutes”, which turns out to be a half hour - This is a perfect example of vagina minutes.

by nknarula June 20, 2009

Vagina Pickle

A form of pickle that is made from leaving a cucumber in a women's vagina for 2 months.

Aye, I just bought a vagina pickle from the market!

by That Canadian Guy From Canada January 1, 2015

neck vagina

a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.

Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.

by Jo Jo Wordsmith December 16, 2011

Vagina head

the female version of dick head

girl 1- wowww. u see that guy talkin to her over there?!
girl 2-yeah, id kill for a hottie like that!
both-OMG! she totally just rejected him! what a vagina head!

girl2-(to the boy) hey babyyy!

by wudduptrouble March 7, 2009

on the verge of vagina

when a man who you thought was manly does something very feminine. this, in turn, causes you to view him as on the line of being female.

dude 1: dude, steve wore a pink shirt, tight jeans and mocs today
dude 2: oh dude, on the verge of vagina.
dude 1: humanity will perish.

by Timmy G. January 24, 2012