bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.

This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.

by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018

Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

Bed wetter

Someone who urinate in their bed

Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER

Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT

Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.

by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016

ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.

You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.

by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017

Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.

You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

Bed Sniffer

Australian slang; An investigator from a welfare agency, who comes to your house to test your eligibility and question weather or not you are having sexual relations with your housemates. (As income could be less for people in a defacto relationship, than that of people simply co-residing.

Had to set up a second bed in the spare room today, because the bed sniffers are coming to investigate.

by 3BG October 4, 2019

Go Home, Go Bed

An extremely long VanossGaming skit where Tyler tries to...get home and go to bed. But he ends up in several other places, including a strip club, a random street with a goomba (goomba, fuck you!), Hogwarts, Minecraft, the Moon itself, and many other places -- all while being completely ignorant as to where he is because he is player model is looking up while Vanoss tries his absolute hardest to keep it together.

I'm sick and tired of playing this stupid fucking game.

I just wanna go home, go bed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021