Hot Smear

A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.

My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.

After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.

I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

hot teacher

an attractive teacher of which you would like to bang

Jane: omg mr. smith is sooo fine! he is such a hot teacher i would tap that until next july!
Katie: me too! he's so hot!

by oh happy days! June 29, 2009

hot 97

Station that has been on the downhill since 2000. it has gone so low as to make a song mocking the tsunami victims

fuck Hot 97 Power 105 sucks to but hey Fuck Hot 97

by Dong Woo January 24, 2005

Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender

Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010

Hot car

When cops run your tag they will pull you over

You might get pulled over I have a hot car

by Yeet yeet master November 13, 2018

hot beats

A phrase meaning something is very impressive or awesome.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear? I got a raise today.
Person 2: Wow man, awesome, that's hot beats! Congrats.

by prence November 2, 2006

Hot Clark

Describes the act of a female shitting on a male's glasses as he huffs her panties.

Ben was getting a smoking hot clark when the bitch slipped and broke his new shades.

by Mark Simmons May 18, 2008