cafe hog

When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.

Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!

by mrspuff2014 January 9, 2014

Hog Piss

DEF- Diesel Exhaust Fluid. The biggest batch of bullshit fed to the US population by the beloved EPA. It’s called hog piss because that’s literally what’s it’s made out of.

Sorry your shipment is late boss, my truck ran out of hog piss and went into limp mode.

by Big James May 10, 2018

Hogging Around

General tomfoolery, goofing off, silliness

Let’s spend the weekend hogging around at the county fair

by The Walternative February 24, 2020

Bush Hog

bush hog
Not just any softball lesbian, but a really fat and ugly one.

Man, that fat chick is such a Bush hog! She wants to fuck everyone on the softball team, including the coaches!

by Wildthing69 November 30, 2021

slinging hog

Having sex with many people, usually gay men.

“Hey man, you heard about Marcus?”
“Yeah man, I heard he was slinging hog.”
“Crazy man, he’s a dawg for real.”

by WAR Hooty May 3, 2023

Plug Hog

A heavy-set female you have intercouse with, usually as a last resort. See "slam pig" for further explanation.

I struck out at the bar all night so I finally settled for a good ol plug hog.

by Rmn1234 September 20, 2017

King Hog

A funcy fella! King hog tellse alote of jokse:)

King hog is joking again! Tee hee

by Corb fucker November 8, 2021