Cat erection

When you take a shitty hot pocket and put it in the litter box for the cats to use.

"Did you pick up all those cat erections?"

"Did you put the cat erection in the litter box?"

by Jeremy Asia man November 15, 2017

Cat-trap

A word used to refer to the female private part - first used by media personality Wendy Williams during her 2000's radio show, The Wendy Williams experience on WBLS.

What's that smell?! I think Jenna needs to clean her cat-trap! Damn!

by thegnel May 5, 2016

Cat Jacked

When somone else is slipping the D to your girl.

I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.

Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018

Lucky Cat

Having a lot of luck by being cheeky or afraid.

"You lucky cat"

by Twonity February 7, 2018

barrel of cats

When too much is going on at once.

1. Sorry, I'm going through a lot right now, my mind is a right barrel of cats.
2. The tube is so busy today; it's a right barrel of cats.
3. I like simple melodies, whereas that concert was a right barrel of cats.

by Sol Maquina December 15, 2012

cat seat

Being in control. Calling the shots. Being the decider.

1. Erika finally came to the conclusion that Jonathan had his chance at making the decisions in the relationship. From now on, she would take the cat seat.
2. - "Hey dude, what a mess this thing with Syria has become."
- "No kidding! And Obama, what was he thinking? Giving up the cat seat only to have Putin take it over!"

by golliath September 20, 2013

cat botherer

Someone so obsessed with felines that they struggle to deal with normal life. They are often called something like Hannah or Joan.

Joan can't even make a cup of tea if there's a kitten around. She's such a cat botherer.

by Layhefu September 22, 2013